Who Wants to Be a Dundonian?

My own claim to being a Dundonian is the fact that I was born, schooled and apprenticed all within a half-mile radius of the hilly scheme of St Marys. The obvious give-away occurs as soon as I open my gub. 'Eh'll hay a peh' became a daily utterance of mine (or miynz) ever since I started dodging the school dinners and began nipping up to the baker's instead. Just loiter about in the doorway of any baker's in the city and you'll hear this spilling out of the mouths of almost everyone.

Maybe you were born, schooled and apprenticed in another city and moved to Dundee donkey's years ago. Would you class yourself as a Dundonian? Would others class you as a Dundonian?

If you were a constipated mathematician, you might be able to work it all out using a pencil and, of course, paper. But that might take time. This book will endeavour to cut to the chase.

Who wants to be a Dundonian? is the quiz book that no Dundonian can afford to be without. It's the Lochee litmus test. Five hundred definitive questions designed to expose the True Dundonians from the Would-be, the Real-deal from the Kiddee-ons and the schemeephiles from the Anglophiles.

Read on and find out if you are a true Dundonian.

Good luck!

Mick